Ship Your Funnel
Your entire funnel written, designed, and delivered in 48 hours.
You show up for one 30-minute strategy call. I build everything else.
You have the offer.
What you don't have is a spare week to become five different freelancers.
Maybe you've been tweaking it for months, because everything keeps moving. New launch mechanisms to learn, new tools to figure out, that nagging "wait, is my offer still relevant?" check every few weeks.
Or maybe it's a fresh idea you want to test before committing to a bigger build.
Either way, all that updating and keeping up has added up to one thing: your offer still isn't out the door.
It hasn't made you a dollar yet, because it never even got the chance to.
And here are the dragged-on tasks still standing in the way of you sending "cart open" emails to your list:
Updated messaging & positioning
Sales page copy
Sales page design
Checkout page
Confirmation page
All the emails
And here's the trap: you could do each piece, you're pretty capable! But you're also running a business, serving your members, and sitting on other offers that need you. Every hour spent playing copywriter-designer-tech-person is an hour the CEO seat sits empty.
So the offer waits.
But what if that wasn't the case today;)
What if, for a fraction of what this usually costs, your entire funnel was just... shipped? Written, designed, and built 48 hours from now.
Welcome to Ship Your Funnel
Your entire funnel — written, designed, and delivered in 48 hours.
What shipped actually means
Strategy, not more words
Anyone can generate copy now. The strategy underneath it is a different story: how to position your offer so it stands out, what your buyer needs to believe before they'll pull out their card, which doubts are quietly killing the sale, and how to frame your price so saying yes feels obvious. That's ten years of my brain on your offer — the difference between a page that reads well and a page that sells.
Strategy, not more words
Anyone can generate copy now. The strategy underneath it is a different story: how to position your offer so it stands out, what your buyer needs to believe before they'll pull out their card, which doubts are quietly killing the sale, and how to frame your price so saying yes feels obvious. That's ten years of my brain on your offer — the difference between a page that reads well and a page that sells.
Designed and done, not just a doc
The part I'm most excited about: I don't just write your pages, I design them too. Everything arrives finished, on-brand, and ready to upload straight into your platform. Normally this is where a copywriter hands you a doc and wishes you luck finding a designer. Here, that whole extra step (and that whole extra invoice) is gone.
Designed and done, not just a doc
The part I'm most excited about: I don't just write your pages, I design them too. Everything arrives finished, on-brand, and ready to upload straight into your platform. Normally this is where a copywriter hands you a doc and wishes you luck finding a designer. Here, that whole extra step (and that whole extra invoice) is gone.
Actually ready to launch
48 hours after our call, your copy and design land finished and ready to hit send. You skip the long project timeline where momentum usually fades, and jump straight to the fun part: opening the cart while you're still excited about the offer.
Actually ready to launch
48 hours after our call, your copy and design land finished and ready to hit send. You skip the long project timeline where momentum usually fades, and jump straight to the fun part: opening the cart while you're still excited about the offer.
What gets built in your 48 hours
Before we talk, a short intake form grabs the basics: your offer, your audience, links to anything you already have. Then we spend 30 minutes filling in the gaps — positioning, objections, and how you actually talk — so the copy sounds like you.
Your total time investment: one form, one callThe full conversion argument for your offer, top to bottom. Structured the way I structured the pages that made my clients over a million dollars — in language your audience will recognize as yours.
The "okay, but does it convert?" question, handledYour copy, dressed for the job. Custom design in your brand's colors, fonts, and feel, delivered as one upload-ready HTML file. It scrolls like a real sales page, looks like you hired a designer (you did), and holds up on phones, where most of your buyers are reading.
Like what this page is doing? Say the word and it's yoursThe last page before the buy button, and the exact spot where doubt loves to creep in. Yours restates the offer, calms the final hesitation, and looks like a natural extension of your sales page instead of a generic payment form.
Fewer carts abandoned at the finish lineThe page every buyer sees and everyone forgets to build. Yours confirms they made the right call and tells them exactly what happens next.
Fewer "did my order go through?" emailsFive emails, open cart through close, written in your voice. The early ones build momentum, the middle ones handle objections, the final ones bring honest urgency. You read, tweak if you want, and press send.
Launch week becomes a scheduling taskA personal video tour of everything I built: what each section is doing and why, how to upload your files, where your checkout connects, and how to make small edits yourself. You'll never be stuck waiting on me (or paying a developer) to change a thing.
You own it, you can edit it, zero dependenciesPoke around all your new assets for a few days, and then send me your notes. One full round of revisions within 7 days, and picky is encouraged.
Done in 48 hours only counts if you love itWorks wherever you areThe HTML files upload into Kajabi, High Level, Squarespace, WordPress, whatever you use. You connect your payment processor, and the Loom shows you exactly where it goes.
I'm ready to open the cart
Your whole suite, live and earning, two days from our call.
Ship my funnel →Here's the whole thing
Buy & Book
Grab your slot, book your strategy call, and fill out the short intake form that lands in your inbox.
The Call
We hop on Zoom for 30 minutes and you talk about your offer while I ask the nosy questions. Easiest call on your calendar all week. Then you hang up and get back to your day.
The Build
The part where you do nothing. I disappear with your intake notes and a lot of coffee, and I write, design, and build the whole thing. You'll probably check your email a few times wondering how it's going. It's going great.
Upload & Launch
Two days after our call, everything's in your inbox, plus a Loom of me walking you through it all. You upload the files, connect your checkout, and just like that, the offer you've been meaning to launch has a real, live link. Send it to your list. Send it to your mom. It's done.
You hand off the part of launching you dread, and keep your energy for the part only you can do: showing up for your people.
Oh heyyy — I'm Dani Paige! Marketing strategist for online business owners.
Over the past 10 years I've written hundreds of sales pages and thousands of launch emails — the kind that have made my clients millions.
Ship Your Funnel brings that same strategy to a different kind of project: one built for speed, for the business owner who wants their offer written, designed, and out the door without a multi-week engagement.
My brain stays on the strategy, the customer journey, and the messaging that sells. AI takes the production, and your entire funnel lands in your inbox in days.
Who'll benefit big from Ship Your Funnel
This is for you if…Tap the ones that sound like you
- You have a real offer (or one you want to test) and an audience waiting on it
- Your launches keep dying in the same gap: between "I know what I'm selling" and "the pages exist"
- The evidence is on your laptop — a half-finished draft, three saved versions of the offer, a ChatGPT page you don't trust enough to publish
- You ship things that are finished. "Finished" just never arrives
Tick the ones that sound like you.
Not for you if…
- There's no offer yet. Figure that out first, then come back (I mean it, come back)
- You want the whole launch run for you. That's my Fractional CMO work — hit me up for that instead
What my 1:1 clients say
Ship Your Funnel is brand new, so these are from my private 1:1 launch clients — the same strategy, now packaged for speed.
Before Dani's help, I'd done two course launches — 68 students, then 89. After Dani helped, my launch had 260 students. It was a drastic difference!
Dani writes my sales copy and was the copywriter behind my $20K-in-8-hours launch. We're now at $45K halfway through, with a 4.5% conversion rate — roughly double the industry standard. I can't recommend her highly enough.
Our pre-sale was a massive success — almost 400 students joined the course six months before its release. Dani is a pro. She just 'gets' it when it comes to writing copy that connects with our audience: responsive, inquisitive, and diligent from start to launch.
IT. IS. AMAZING. I'm blown away by how you integrated my personal stories and brought everything to life. You said everything I wanted to say but couldn't figure out how to — and you said it way better. I love the creativity and strategy you brought to the sequence.
Up until hiring Dani, I'd thrown together something last minute that in no way reflected the true power of my offer, my voice, my work. Now it does. Dani was lightning fast — the whole sales page in a week.
I needed copy for a product that cost twice as much as anything I'd offered, and I wasn't even clear what the offer was. It was time to bring in a pro. Great from start to finish — you just think of everything and make it so easy.
You'll love what lands in your inbox
And if something's not quite you, if the headline reads off or the design needs a nudge, that's exactly what the revision round is for.
- ✓One full revision roundWithin 7 days of delivery. No nickel-and-diming, no extra invoice.
- ✓Picky is encouragedMark it up, flag the little things. I actually want you to use it.
- ✓Worth coming back forTen years in, this business still runs on clients who return.
Let's review your other options here
…besides just letting it sit
A custom copywriter
A full engagement goes deep: research, interviews, revision rounds. I've done this work for a decade, and it's worth every penny.
DIY with AI
Fast, cheap, and honestly a great sparring partner. The catch: it's agreeable to a fault, so it can't tell you whether any of it actually converts.
Ship Your Funnel
Ten years of launch judgment, the speed of AI, and the part that matters most: it gets done. Copy, design, emails, delivered in 48 hours.
The frequently asked questions
How is 48 hours even possible? Is this just AI writing my page?
AI is the speed, but it's not the strategist. Every framework, positioning angle, messaging insight and customer journey call comes from 10 years of writing strategic launch copy for online business owners. AI shortened my build time, but it didn't lower the bar.
Will it actually sound like me?
That's half the point of the strategy call: I'm listening to how you talk about your offer, not just what it includes. The emails and page get written in your voice, and if anything reads off, that's exactly what the revision round is for.
I'm on Kajabi / High Level / Squarespace / WordPress / something else. Will the files work?
Yes. You get upload-ready HTML files, and they work anywhere that accepts custom code — which is basically everywhere. The Loom walks you through exactly where everything goes on your platform. And if you're on FG Funnels? Even better. Skip the tutorial — I'll upload everything to your account myself.
What do you need from me?
Your offer details, any testimonials you've collected, and your branding info. A quick intake form gathers all of it right after purchase, and you can fill it out and book your strategy call whenever suits you. From there, I hit the ground running.
What happens right after I buy?
Two things land immediately: your intake form and the scheduling link for your strategy call. The 48-hour clock starts the moment we hang up, and two days later your suite is in your inbox.
Do you also run the launch itself?
Not with this offer. If you want ongoing launch strategy and management, that's my Fractional CMO work — and Ship Your Funnel is a great way for us to test-drive each other first.
One flat price, whole funnel
Your entire funnel — strategy call, sales page, checkout, confirmation, a 5-day email sequence, and the Loom walkthrough — written, designed, and delivered in 48 hours.
Everything inside Ship Your Funnel
- 30-minute strategy call (plus a quick intake form)
- Sales page copy, conversion-written
- Sales page design, upload-ready HTML
- Checkout page — copy + design
- Confirmation page — copy + design
- 5-day sales email sequence, in your voice
- Loom walkthrough of your pages + how to edit them yourself
- One full revision round within 7 days
- On FG Funnels? I'll upload everything to your account myself
$2,500 · your whole funnel, delivered in 48 hours
I'm ready to ship my funnel →And can I say the quieter thing too? The real cost isn't on this page. It's every month your offer stays almost-ready while the market keeps moving. You don't need more time to tinker with it. You need it refreshed, finished, and out the door — with a strategist in your corner and a real deadline on the calendar.
I hate that some of the best offers never get launched
I review and audit offers daily, and the intentions were there, the ideas were great, but they stayed in a folder because getting it out the door felt like one project too many.
I don't want that for yours. Your offer doesn't need to be perfect to launch. It needs to be live, in front of real people, where it can be tested, tweaked, and given an actual chance to make you money.
That's the part I built this to fix. You bring the offer, I take away the friction, and two days later you find out what it can really do. I'd love to be the one who gets yours out the door.
Dani Paige
Ship Your Funnel · Marketing strategist for online business owners